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Saturday, June 02, 2001

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

>p.s. in your garden, what do you grow?

Tires, tin cans, mannequin legs, and one giant beanstalk from whence I retrieve golden eggs to fund my scientific endeavors. You know.

But I have a decoy garden in which I grow green beans, corn, tomatoes, that kind of stuff. It works really well -- nobody ever notices the other one.

-Simon

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