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Monday, December 18, 2006

Shave and a Haircut




Well, ok, a haircut anyway.

OkCupid has finally explained why I'm still single after all these years.
The Brutally Honest Personality Test is pretty spot on:


Loser- INTP
40% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 33% Judging
Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid!
Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 38% on Extraversion
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You scored higher than 78% on Intuition
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You scored higher than 73% on Thinking
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You scored higher than 11% on Judging


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