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Sunday, February 20, 2000

Synthetic Foreskin

Ok, so here's a business idea:

Did you ever wonder what a foreskin is really for? Mine having been stolen from me when I was a baby, I've never really missed it... or have I?

I've always wondered at the apparent mismatch between men and women in the time it takes to get adequately sexually aroused to have intercourse. No, I'm not just talking about women with me -- I'm talking about the stereotypical case here.

And then one day it occurred to me: there isn't a mismatch at all, it's just that without a foreskin you have to wait until she's so excited she's leaking. With a foreskin, the first inch or two are free -- it's a clever mechanical device which utilizes internal lubrication (between the layers of the foreskin) to open and penetrate the vagina. And it's wet and slippery in there lonnnng before it is on the outside.

So here's the business idea: Do some studies to verify the above, and then be ready to market synthetic foreskins to all those guys who will suddenly be outraged that they don't have one.

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Simon Funk / simonfunk@gmail.com